I just want to listen to music through the headphones of the globe, I'll mix their screams with the cries of laughter. I'll cross over from obese greed and drown it in tragedy. I'll take one shot to a building and ignore the millions of bombs we drop to compensate for our more expensive lives. I'll bask in the glory of being able to eat the African families weight, malnourished and all. I'll parade around in clothes I don't need, expelling exhaust. "everything i could say would feed into insignificance"

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12 Hours from now is the start of Nocturnal, Press passes & photo passes check. Plan is to be completely professional, Insomniac hosts Audiotistic, EDC as well as many other sexual events..lets make a good impression and get WhereuBn going!


I found GOD

It was only recently that I discovered GOD, or a Higher Power (for the sensitive ones). It was Chewbacca. A creature that is commonly known as a Wookie, with the uncommonly known origin, the planet Kashyyyk. However, this creature has found residency on the planet Endor. This planet is composed of two-foot tall creatures, commonly called Ewoks. These creatures are tribal and fans of great worship. Chewbacca himself isn't considered a GOD on their planet, a common mistake for creatures with small brains, but they fail to understand his power.

In World War II Chewbacca rode Squirlback and was the first to stand up to the Nazi's. he was the leading force and voice in DIRECT contact against Satan's Army, powered by his son, Adolph Hitler. With a mere Crossbow he conquered many soldier brigades who chose to use 'highly developed' weapons, frag bombs and heavy machine guns. He disappeared as soon as the humans themselves began using direct force and contact with the Nazi's. He was the conscious voice for many who chose to stand up against the Nazis preventing Satan's soldiers from overrunning the planet Earth.

Many years later, in a Galaxy Far away, he again came forth with his crossbow, fighting the men of Satan's Army, with their Lazer guns and other highly developed weapons. This was a direct attack on Satan's son, reincarnated in the guise commonly known as Lord Vader. It wasn't until Jesus himself, Obi-Wan Kenobi, appeared to influence Luke and many others, before dying for their sins, that once again men took direct contact and force in fighting Satan's army.

Many believe Chewbacca lies dormant, but what they fail to understand is he has re-incarnated once again, this time in the guise of the Universal Re-Monster.

parking convo heating up

read whole thread [here] & feel free to get in combat, my latest response
'to 106835P I couldn't agree more.

I had my fun with sarcasm, but if I'm going to speak professionally and take this thread seriously I will start by agreeing with your main point and that is, that a resistance to change is the real issue present.

Long lines and traffic jams exist at ALL lots and are the result of many things, faulty equipment, human errors, not having correct payment ready at the exit (whether it be the right amount of change or cash at all (city lots), credit card/atm card (pn lot) and losing tickets, but these issues and more are present at ALL parking lots in Santa Barbara not just the lot in Paseo Nuevo.

It is IMPOSSIBLE to satisfy everyone, this system has been in place since may 2010, it works for the majority of people, but that small percentage of people that it doesn't work for...do cause traffic jams, as they will in any system.'



Those who positively would like to try and IMPROVE the system and really do concern themselves with the profit of the stores in the Paseo Nuevo mall, why not try to leave positive realistic feedback, other than, bring back the old system with people.

I can assure all of you that during the Holidays and busy times, there are people there at the exits helping patrons get in and out. But these people receive a LOT of abuse. I guess it is OK seeing as how they make good money and learning patience, dealing with 'special' people and their 'special' needs is a life lesson. Plus dealing with liars and people trying to weasel out of paying their fees in luxurious cars is priceless, entertaining and humorous. It would make a great movie. So sign me up for volunteer work while I write the screenplay'

Closet Homosexuals & Guilty Pleasures

I now understand what it means to be an item of shame. I find myself secretly sharing companionship with people. Last time I checked, I was alone..yet there are many people frequenting this website, reading my bullshit and checking in on me. This is the relationship I seem to share, it is the only one I am good at because it requires me to do nothing other than jerk off on the web, post it and sit back and let it do its thing. Bored enough to kill.

I couldn't resist

So I had to write a response to the many complaining about our automated parking system, I chose sarcasm, it is the best form of communication in text form, simply because it riles people up!
"The concept of people relying on themselves to park their cars is absurd!? What will they try next, self check out lanes at grocery stores? Heavens no!

I miss human interaction, I miss the good Ol Days when I could YELL and negotiate my way out of paying $1.50. That poor parking attendent, a college student or elderly high school drop out working for minimum wage, god they made me feel soOo much better about myself, now I am forced to face the cold machinery and rely on myself to read signs, use a credit card/atm card, GOD WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO!"

Truth be told, my job has kind of repressed any feeling of betrayal that is associated with people lying to you. After all, when someone is lying is nothing to take personal, it is their own insecurity, guilt, laziness, or whatever it is that is compelling them to lie to you, well it is something they are doing wrong, not you. I am lied to constantly at my job and it comes in many different kind of tones. There is the angry, rushed tone. It is supposed to speed up your thoughts and actions delaying any chance of critically thinking and realising 'woa, this person is full of shit.' Then there is the blatant lying tone, it is a statement that is simply projected, pushed forward and now fact. Anyways...I have learned there is no sense in arguing with a liar, the best thing anyone can do is just swallow their words and project your own truth. Sometimes it is best to ignore them...thank god they are behind an intercom this can be done as easily as hanging up a phone.



I am so sick of Hollywood or whoever it is, taking PERFECTLY good films and 're-adapting' them or remaking them..For instance, 'Let the Right One In,' was a Swedish film that came out in 2008. It contained an amazingly fresh take on Vampires through the story of a bullied 12-year old boy and a vampire female whom he befriends and falls in love with. Straying from many 'Vampire' norms, making the film feel feel incredibly real....

now in 2010, barely 2 years later... 'Let Me In' is being released in the United States and already in the trailer alone it looks like the same movie scene for scene. [see below]

This should be considered thievery. Movies like this shouldn't even thrive, they shouldn't even make it into a pre-production stage. Yet there are probably many Americans who NEVER saw 'Let the Right One In' and they will go see 'Let Me In' and be completely stunned, satisfied and preach on and on about what a great film it was taking away from and detracting any chance of survival for the Swedish film. America 10, Indie/Foreign 0.


Form is Dead

truth b told

Your instincts, your friends and even myself warned you.



hen everybody's doing something, I am shamelessly doing nothing. When no one would ever do that, I am shamelessly first.

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